I Need Help to Learn

I was sitting at the pc late one night when suddenly my computer connected to hell itself. I was so frightened. I tried to delete the evil but it was persistent and eventually I had to let it through. My computer was ravaged by the devil and his cohorts. Eventually I had to live with him being a constant presence on my computer, hogging my broadband connection when I was downloading, and tying up computer resources just because he felt like it. What a meanie. One day in computer class I was learning some stuff about networking and I realised I could reroute the devil through someone else's connection and then they would have to deal with his constant nagging and general unbearable demeanor. So I broke into the school one night and creeped around the dark deserted corridors, broke into the maintenance room and proceeded to navigate through the school via the air ducts. I made my way into the Principal's office, which was locked and the only way in was through the ducts. In there I logged onto the PC and hacked it. Then I got the name of some random person in my networking class and I escaped back out through the duct and into the outside. I then ran to this person's home. It was nearly 3am by the time I got there. I snuck in through an open window and via my USB key transferred a Trojan onto their PC. I now had cracked their firewall right open and when I got back home later that night I proceeded to upload the evil to their pc. It took quite a while because my connection was slow. But eventually all the evil was transmitted through and now devils are infesting his PC not mine. I was so happy. My networking class sure paid off. So if you ever find yourself in a dark creepy corner of the internet, where the line between earth and hell is flimsy at best, then don't worry if you get infected. There is always a solution. Always a way to get your pc clean again.