I Need Help to Learn

I drove along on the information highway to Korea one day. You may wonder why you have never heard of this amazing fast form of transportation before. Well that is because you are only allowed to avail of it if you're a programmer. You are also allowed to drive along it if you are into website designing. Don't ask me why they make this provision for web designers. I will never know. They are a different breed to a programmer. Like lets say you were making a website that allowed dating on-line. Well the programmer would spend days coding for it, while the web designer would slap together some cheesy graphics with some photos stolen off google images and he'd be done. I don't know why they are allowed to drive on the information highway at all. It is a damn arbitrary law. Anyway so when I reached Korea I met up with a girl I had been dating on-line. She was very pretty and polite. All Koreans are polite though I suppose so this shouldn't have come as a surprise. I then went to her home to meet her parents. I helped the mother prepare traditional Korean dessert and helped the father prepare traditional Korean main course. We then sat down with the whole family and ate it together at the same table. We then talked afterwards over dessert. It was a very lovely occasion. I will never forget it. I then went to visit a pagoda and prayed there. Then I went to a restaurant, because the meal had not filled me up yet, and had some kimchi and rice. I then drove along the information highway to a club. I then danced at the club and mingled with many beautiful women. I met so many there that I will have my schedule booked up with dates for the next century. I will not have to be dating on-line anymore to find women. I then swam to japan and did battle with mothra and several large dragons. Godzilla then appeared and allied with me because he was feeling quite contrarian that day, and helped me defeat the dragons and mothra.